i just realized i’m paying 50 grand to have panic attacks. cool.
I LIKE IT
I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS
The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.
I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.
"you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it"
This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)
i love this fucking quote so fucking much
Those mornings when you wake up to check the ocean out front your house and its all cold and messy so you go inside and make waffles. aka my whole week
I bet I got half of these notes because of ambers caption, lovin it though
I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
[Favorite TV Character Meme] - Adam Demamp
"I’m sick of beautiful who don’t have to work for their beauty, when I’m over here sweating my balls off for all this beauty."
- State of Grace: We learn to live with the pain, mosaic broken hearts
- Welcome to New York: Took our broken hearts and put them in a drawer